Thursday, January 18, 2007

Young Conservative Kids Should Not Herd Buffalo


Tip of the day from Conservative Dad.

Do not let young kids herd buffalo in remote areas of a jungle unattended. This practice may promote a strong work ethic, but I think that there are better methods.


Half-Animal / Half - Woman found in Cambodian Jungle

Breaking News even The Drudge Report does not have yet.

Hillary is considering this Cambodian woman as her running mate in '08. Howard Dean thinks that a Clinton / P'ngieng ticket can garner votes from feminists, PETA and Asian-Americans. Bill thinks it's a great idea and even volunteered to domesticate this woman.

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